My Creator, today grant me the wisdom to seek Your wisdom. Help me to Walk of the Red Road.

Come on now, I'm Iraq, I think I win for being the worst country. It's in civil war -with itself- so says Colin Powell (and so says me about two years ago). It's hot, lots of sand and women are oppressed beyond anything we;ve ever seen here in the US.

Taiwan isn't so bad, you have lots of production, mind you it's probably all child labor but still you're not in civil war- with yourself. They have great religions and lots of sugar, you can bake some cookies, bring the chocolate ganja with you.

And as for Ms. Brazil, come on now! You can wear skimpy outfits and shake your ta-ta's while drinking some great mixed drink with a toy in it. Look up Brazil on Wikipedia it sounds great, wayyyy better than Iraq. Warm, good climate, good economy, hey, I might move there myself, move over....

Anyone else want to share their country?